Well it made me angry because I've lived some of these. I work with dinosaurs who assume I know everything about technology and computers because I'm half their age.

Squidward was in Vietnam - its a stab at PTSD

Come come now, its all in good fun. My point was more that the guy is gorgeous, and facial hair definitely magnifys age.

Just because the guy has a beard hes too old for her? Firstly, shes in her twenties so she can hit whatever she wants IMO, secondly that is one fine specimen of a men so your argument is invalid.

Yeah I set one of my favs as my gf's ringtone and basically killed that song for me forever, and got legitimately angry at her for killing it... because that makes sense

Puny god...