Melancholic_Mono

melancholic_mono


Call me Mono.

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Well memed 36 comments
melancholic_mono · 7 years ago
Oops, that was me. Also, I checked the wiki again, and I realized that her full name is actually Blisstina "Bliss" Francesca Francia Mariam Alicia Utonium [I am not kidding you].
She is taller because she is a teenager [eight years age gap at stretch], and she was made when Professor Utonium got in a fight with someone named Professor Plutonium [???] when he made 'The Perfect Little Boy'.
Edit, she also has a tiny pet elephant apparently. Here's a clip I found. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJzcmoTBaTE Her voice actor might be a bit too deep for her too, considering it is Marceline's. Classic Mary Sue backstory.
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WOKE 14 comments
melancholic_mono · 7 years ago
You can, but you need a race to be racist against.
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When family comes over 5 comments
melancholic_mono · 7 years ago
True, I guess 'because Tumblr [insert literally anything here: optional]' is a valid argument.
When family comes over 5 comments
melancholic_mono · 7 years ago
The question remains - who locks themselves in a bathroom? Like, I did it once to hide from my aunt, but I feel like there's a story behind this.
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People like it, eh? 5 comments
melancholic_mono · 7 years ago
They likely mean mentally. For instance, I assume that knowing that someone [even if it's a significant other, and it's considered 'normal' for a vampire to do so] watches you in your sleep could cause paranoia, or maybe manipulation.
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When you've spent your whole life on memes 7 comments
melancholic_mono · 7 years ago
I believe that that is Ruby [something like that] from RWBY, a series that is made by Roosterteeth if I remember correctly. I don't know why she's there, though.
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