I don't have friends and I'm certainly about to start cultivating them now...

soft words for a rebel

Red and white cells maybe some good iron levels

You best believe there would be a minimum of three gifts and celebrations expected, or there wouldn't be an anniversary. Note there are plenty of free dates but don't skimp on showing love to your partners.

This post yeeted the apple with the point of view of mothers always getting the kid. In other words, I think you mean fuck that apple or concept in general. Sorry about your kid's mom tho.

Bacon + pineapple is the best combo, don't think ham works as well.

So those are some of the current problems/limits with the other well known options. I was stating that it is much easier to fix the fuel than to change peoples need to use cars. I think it is worthy of in depth research. Pointing out the problems is the first step to fixing them. :) I mean human ingenuity made cars, electric cars, and developed ways to harness wind/hydro. All it takes is some very dedicated people to develop a practical version, maybe it take ten years but I don't think its moot to try and improve.

If I get a telemarketing call about my car's extended warranty, and I'm drunk, so I agree to everything... Can I call the next day and say I was "too drunk to consent"? Actually yes you can.

Farmers in the path of pig breeding?

People do a lot more difficult, dangerous, and harmful to the body jobs than that for minimum wage. With that money acquire some safety gear and a chiropractor.