I am that friend

it took me a minute to get it

If only it danced to my screamo

We say it doesnt matter cause it usually means we dont fucking know and it is our sly annoying way of getting it to list what YOU want so we can knck out options and figure out what we really want.

That cat is majestic af

This is why I hate children

I love how he pats it

I cant watch the video but from what I can see it looks like he is a 5 year old who tried to pet a dog but then the dog barked at him

I dont like children......... but the costume is great

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THAT VIDEO??!?!?
NO GOOD DONT ITS HORRIBLE

This is actually so fucking true

When your crush smiles at you

I wish I could have a moving wallpaper just to have this

This is what nightmares are made of

OMG AND THEY ARE ORGANIZED
MY OCD SAYS YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS

Its true to

is it just me or would i find a way to put dildos in it

I would wear the dress if it looked like that

The fuck kinda shower is that. I want it

its kinda true tho
and he is hot af not as hot as Any Biersack though

Awwwwwwww I'm crying, thanks a lot

I would empty the liquid in the bottle and break it just for the pear