That's because they are!

What are you talking about? That hilarious man needs to keep talking.

Thanks Wikipedia!

If you break stuff because someone isn't paying attention to you, you are officially back to toddler level. In any case, props for defending your friend, crazy though she may be.

Nah. Open and honest relationships rarely have crazy people in them. Do you have problems dealing with irony on the internet? I can understand that reading comprehension is a difficult thing to master.

Hey man, I'm sorry. Can we work this out through some communication? I don't want my tires slashed or anything.

Naturally. Cheating is, after all, the WORST THING YOU CAN DO. Probably worse than murder. Certainly worse than rampant destruction of property.

I would say that any degree of property destruction is probably the wrong way to deal with your relationship issues. If your partner is cheating on you, ignoring you, or upsetting you in some way, and you destroy something of theirs, you are officially the crazy one.

It's not on the list, so yes.
Are we allowed to make fun of people who post too much? It's also not on the list, so yes. ;)

Do you see the way the girl in the mirror is bending over the bike? Do you see how ridiculously skinny she is before her hips? Either she removed some ribs, or there's some computer magic going on.

No one cares about Colin Creevy!

No offence, but the girl in the mirror looks ridiculously photoshopped and disproportionate. You have an unreasonable idea of what a female body should look like.

Imagine if you saw two adults arguing, and as a way of having them make up you forced the two of them into the same bit of clothing.

Parenting tip: If something is so disrespectful that you would probably be arrested for trying it on an adult, don't do it to your children.