Mergy

mergy


— Mergy Report User
Oh Tumblr... 6 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
That's not a censor bar, it's a hole punched through the card.
4
Why fingers get all wrinkled underwater 11 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
So why does all other skin prune in water too?
3
Scared not like human 8 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
No more forced memes!
17
Release the quacken 18 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
Waterfowl thing to say, both of you!
2
Find* what's wrong with this picture 104 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
That's just what a mooninite would say!
1
Release the quacken 18 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
Such an idea is Daffy.
3
Release the quacken 18 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
Deleting comments so I sound crazy. You're quacking me up.
8
Release the quacken 18 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
I used that one already! I should give you a bill.
9
Release the quacken 18 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
Ma llard, you feathered that one in nicely.
9 · Edited 11 years ago
Release the quacken 18 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
I'm trying and failing to come up with a better pun than the title. It's getting me down.
16
Find* what's wrong with this picture 104 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
I FUCKING KNEW IT
1
Find* what's wrong with this picture 104 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
You obviously don't understand science, but that's probably because you're secretly a moon-person trying to mess with our understanding of your gravity-free land. You don't want us to take all your antigravity, admit it.
2
Find* what's wrong with this picture 104 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
The shadows are all wrong. Light acts differently in a no-gravity area like the moon.
5
How to cut a pizza 7 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
Look how happy he is. No one has ever been happier eating a spiral pizza.
17
90s kids fun 41 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
That's because this 90s kid meme is stupid. It's not like the see-through phone was something unique to the 90s. It's not like no one passed notes. Pokemon cards are a 90s thing, but they're also here in 2013. You guys are all dumb.
5
Different hair cuts 6 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
His self image was completely different as well.
Just friends... 2 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
Wow, with those grey censor bars I have NO IDEA what those words are!
55
Must be blonde. 6 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
It tastes the same out of the wrapper anyway.
50
This is why you should always check under your bed 6 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
That would certainly keep someone awake at night.
7
The titanic's cellist 11 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
A real musician would hold the cello above the water as he sank.
Hottest wedding photo ever 12 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
You misspelled "worst".
7
Some men just want to watch america burn 9 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
Where's the picture of it on fire?
30
90s kids fun 41 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
Dude, you are totally a 90s kid.
6
90s kids fun 41 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
I'm so sick of this 90s kids shit.
true. 3 comments
mergy · 11 years ago
Boardwalk Empire is still on.
4