Nice

Well, when two robots love each other very much...
I had to have "the talk" with my Roomba just last week.

Pot roast, I think.

Same with a death. Takes a long time for us to catch up with change like that. Once in a great while, usually when I'm trying to fix something, I get the urge to call my dad. He died 20 years ago, but my intrinsic connection to him never did.

Can you send it as a gift?

If I put the money in your hand, put the change in mine. That simple.

I usually just put them in condoms and swallow them. I can usually mule the remains of about 15 people at a shot.

Babies can learn to sign way before talking to. It's really cool.

I see a lot of things like this on here. Maybe there is some way to set up a charitable arm of FS. I am not quite sure how it could work, and it would have to be a no pressure, no guilt thing, but maybe there is a way if people were interested. When verified stories come up, maybe people send something to an account and the one with the most thumbs up get the donations or something.

Creed was the best.

Run! Just run! As fast and as far as you can.

What the hell is rotten liquor? What did it do, ferment?

Must of come from the Sirius system.

I think people who don't understand pets are faimily, don't understand family. So sorry.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Puts things in perspective. Needed this.

My only question is what kind of monster opens cheese and doesn't eat it before it molds?

Rule of thumb: big trashcan and place for trays by the door, clear the table and dump your trash. If you'd rather not, leave a tip.