As a father, I find this very disturbing. Some things shouldn't be played with. Ever.

That may be mine. I thought I had one left, but haven't been able to find it for days.

Please at least label NSFW. Some of us want to be able to sleep tonight!

Wow, you absolute legend...

"I'll tell you after my Napster."

"No! Three Sir! Three!"

"Here's your dog, unharmed. Because fuck all these low-class peasants." Old boy network. Sounds about right.

OMG. I literally lol'd at that. Some portions were small, but a fantastic variety.

"It is not, your arm's off!"

"Well no, I don't have any connection to helicopters. I could have though, if I didn't have zero ability or qualifications. I could have. This is how I'd look if I did. Pretty cool, right?"
I do love helicopters though. I don't know why, just always have.

Pizza Roll

Well if it's not forbidden knowledge, it should be. Think of the possible consequences of just them organizing! That simply takes a flyer. Nope. No way.

Brutal.

Be brave and do the work, or stay home. Save that appointment for someone who is ready and save your money and time until you are ready. This is not to discourage anyone from therapy. This is to encourage you to take a risk and to be true to yourself. If your provider doesn't have a full picture they will just end up playing whack-a-mole with symptoms. Many good providers got into the field because they got help with their own B.S. and feel compelled to help others. Also, you will know within about four sessions if your therapist is passionate about their work or not. Trust your gut.
And to therapists: We can never forget that it is a goddamn privilege and an honor to get to work in our profession. If we forget that, it is time to get the fuck out. You can't just go through the motions. What we do is to important.

So, you've been cutting yourself. It changes the feeling, or makes you feel something. Maybe you feel stuck, no way forward. You've been thinking of suicide. OK. Or you really might just kill that damn neighbor if they do/don't whatever. Sure, I get it. Could be you have been getting messages through the TV or now that voice telling you what garbage you are is sounding distinctly different from your own. Fine. As long as you and I are sure everyone is reasonably safe, or can make a plan to make you and them safe, cool. Tell me about it. Let's figure it out. See what to do about it. If there IS something to do something about. Maybe your big secret is something a lot of people think about. If you've never tied about it, how would you know? Start slow. Test the waters. If you feel uncomfortable with the therapist, talk to them and work through it. If that doesn't feel right, fire them and hire a new one (remember, you are the boss). Get a therapist you trust and
open up.

You know, just for the record. I see these posts all the time, i.e., "If I told my therapist/counselor/Dr. the truth..." Well, I'm a trauma Psychologist. I Love my job. Love it. Can you imagine what I've heard? There's shit stuck in my head Pepperidge Farms has blocked out. Again, I love my job. Do you know how fucked up I had to be at baseline to even go into the field? You think cops and firefighters have a sick sense of humor? Get some Psychologists together.
I only say this because I want the message out. Talk to your mental health provider. We wont be shocked. You don't bring your car to the shop and make the mechanic guess what the problem is. If you don't trust your therapist, get a new one. It might take a few tries for a good fit (Some research [Walpol I think] shows the relationship accounting for something like 40% of improvement).The last thing (and I do mean absolute last resort) I want to do is hospitalize someone; they will more likely be hurt than helped. Cont...

Any chance the person obliviously walked in on a robbery?

Idk, but I hope to God you used protection

Maybe they could talk to you if you didn't stay in your room all the time.

That's very sweet, especially considering the poster's (not you @karlboil) user name.

I think smoke weed, is what he does in his free time

Yoda

Well you can..., but only once.