I don't wake up like that. I wake up with a spaz from my alarm and then lie with my face in my pillow for like ten minutes

I don't do this because if I only shave leg it just feels spiky and weird

I reckon that if he could do that, everyone should get 2 each

I don't 'miss' it as such, I just think it's sad how much I've changed

At first I was like WTF DUDE
but then it made more sense

Same thing with library

What's wrong with homosexuality?
I mean if it's against people's religions, fine
DONT BE GAY THEN
But if you can accept talking snakes, you can probably accept something as normal as being gay.
And not allowing gay people on TV is kinda like saying 'we can't let trees be seen on TV! They're not abiding by the bible'
YOU DONT HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING THE BIVLE SAYS
For me, if you're Christian, it means that you believe in god. Not that you can't let people get married or seen on TV

I can legit not even get to 1 without dying

No. Society have me unrealistic standards of hair

If my friend saw this she would either flip or laugh for ten days (she loves Percy Jackson an Greek mythology)

I wouldn't know what to do with a baby. I'd be just like:
... So..... Can you talk yet?

I can't get drunk, but when if I could, this would be me all the time

This was my comeback for a whole year when people dissed harry potter. I've changed fandoms now, but I still love harry potter

Why would they kill a student?

was the last airbender a book?
'cause i have legit not heard of that book, and i've heard of a lot of books

LOL
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I understand it, but i don't get why it's so creepy

It looked so weirdo when cars drove through that stuff

She reminds me of Freida Kahlo

That's actually quite sad