well, i want my first son to be a boy

are you kiding me? he should be in chains all the time!

that wore off surprisingly quickly

That is so cute!
i would love for that to happen to me but noone loves me
oh well, i can go with my friends, we'll have a blast
might accidentally destroy something, but o well

how the hell did they even do that?

OMFG HE IS THE MOST PERFECT PERSON EVER

THIS IS AMAZING I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

Today my friend and i were having a quote-off
we had to hold hold an entire conversation with quotes from our favourite characters
The conversation made no sense, but it was awesome!

I saw this a couple months ago. I didn't get that answer, so it's all good.
But i asked my friends at school, and this guy answered that exact answer (he hadn't seen it before).
We acted afraid of him for a couple days (it anoyed him so much, it was so funny)

this scares the living pinecone out of me

That's just plain freaky

I understand it but I don't get why he jumped

It makes sense but
WHAT

WTF even is this

We are pretty damn awesome

OMFG THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN

It look seen worse in slow motion