You're nice

That's right!
But nooooooo that not where I recognise him from..... GRRRRRRR THIS IS SO ANNOYING

That's true, but it's one of his defining features, and one of his sexiest.

That makes sense.
Awthanks. People i meet usually judge.

Excuuuuuuuuuuse me?

How exactly?
(don't judge me, i'm really tired and it's been a really long day, i'm a bit slow right now)

I know but I'd like to hear it.

Ok, I'm sorry. I realise now that my actions were stupid.

Dude, I'm not insecure.
But if you're so smart, I dare you to prove me wrong.
Not as an act of immaturity, as an act of defiance.
And no, I don't know everything about you, and I'm not trying to justify myself to you, you impolite b*tch.

I am clever.
And have you ever thought about the possibility that you're the one who's immature? You keep responding in a way that makes it seem as if you want to fight.
That's what a child does.

And now sarcasm is known as immaturity

Oh, I didn't know that stating the facts was now known as insulting

Ok fine.
But if that's really what you wanted to say, you should've worded your original statement differently, because right now it seems that you just wanna bitch about someone.
And also, you said "if I bitched about other people".
Any logical person would understand that that implies/states that you were bitching about me first.

No, it would help my 'little childish' ego if you didn't bitch about me.

PEOPLE!
I don't remember their names, but are many out there, and you feel the need to complain about only me.

I don't see you whining about other people who do the same

But that just makes him more perfect