User mgoveia Banned

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most attractive person 43 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Please don't do that.
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I'm scared of her 2 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Proof we should send all of our wives to obliterate ISIS, ISIL, or w/e they're called next week.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most attractive person 43 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Magneto, pre-concentration camp.
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Forever alone's problem 25 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Maybe you two should just start with Vs., and see where that goes, first?
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When the professor says the test "won't be that hard" 10 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Why give this person the attention they're looking for? Just report for IP ban and ignore them.
When the professor says the test "won't be that hard" 10 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
*When someone says "when" posts are funny, and you should post them.
Jesus vs. God 12 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
You're all wrong. There are no jokes on FS. Just bait for people to flip their shit over.
Laziness at its best 2 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
ZOMG this is the first time in the history of cat that any cat has been this cat!
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Where are the cards coming from?! 3 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
He should go on Penn and Teller's Fool Us show. Anyone else here watching that?
just my luck 3 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
What a thoughtful wife.
She's ready to catch him.
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Who steals a plant? 3 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Very vegetable.
Much CO2/O2 conversion.
Wow.
It really does trump ballot boxes 6 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Uh huh. That's why they used White spray paint, right?
Also, it appears God is still taking priority over English class...
One product in the world 3 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
I hope they can at least make 1 "World's Worst Dad" mug with some minor retooling. It'd be such a waste, otherwise.
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Friendships never die 9 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Plot Twist: Nobody actually died. Someone just put some Beggin' Strips in the coffin.
*me at social gatherings* 3 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Looks like Captain Janeway has finally run out of fucks to shit.
Real women in Victoria's Secret Swimsuit 44 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
I guess that's more PC than admitting you can only sleep with someone with absolute rock bottom self esteem.
Stay classy, guests!
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Real women in Victoria's Secret Swimsuit 44 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
This is the comment equivalent of empty calories. Hopefully the irony will redeem it.
Real women in Victoria's Secret Swimsuit 44 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
I didn't watch the video, but I think we can all agree... "Real Women Have Vaginas".
*awaits inevitable shitstorm (you know the one I'm talking about)*
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Real women in Victoria's Secret Swimsuit 44 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Not to mention, she's risking the knees and backs of the EMTs who'll eventually have to load her into an ambulance for those same heart conditions, as well as the orderlies who'll move her once in the hospital.
And this is not me being an ass. It's a very real concern that if I stay in this field too long, even with proper body mechanics, I'll end up injuring myself permanently.
And that's to say nothing of the lowered quality of life for ANYone in less-than-ideal health.
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Finish the job 19 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Ok. Please go on. I'm actually curious as to what you are referring.
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Think aboot it, fwend 13 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
"Exams shouldn't be used as a tool to measure people."
That whole last paragraph seemed contradictory. Not to mention that's how most people function in a school setting, naturally.
Not that anyone would know that if all they listened to were whinging internet teens.