Don't steal my joke, slacker.

It's just a fun way to get the FS 14 y/os panties in a knot. :D

Or a post containing ponies and a watermark?

Sweet Celestia's Beard, does such a wondrous thing exist?

That was my second guess.
It seems like the entire internet is stuck in a neverending cycle of repeating each other's bad jokes. And for what. Meaningless "likes".

I get up at 5:30am daily (not counting the half dozen times I may wake up for the kids or random pet noises). I treasure every last second of sleep I can get, and if I have to sacrifice food to get it, I do. I've been this way since high school.
You're right, though. I'm not 100% human. More like half human, half pony. Try to guess which half. ;)

I dunno, man. I just don't usually have an appetite in the morning. It's not something I have control over.

https://www.facebook.com/HipHopDX/photos/a.10151951369582006.1073741826.6217682005/10153142171537006/?type=3
Comment thieves.
Comment thieves, everywhere.

"Pretend"...

"Small" detail...

Wow. Can't even get banned without Tits finding a new bf.

Maybe, just maybe, they did this intentionally as a goof.

They taste pretty realistic, but they made me so thirsty.

Oh, you poor dear. Go forth and see more things.

I cared enough to try to convince this person to not post text posts in the future, yes.

Aw, you're no fun. :(

Oh, believe me, I could find those images in my sleep.

No, most days I skip breakfast.
I just get the impression that this guy's joke bombed IRL, and I guess he thought a wider audience would net him some likes...or something. Plus, I think the rampant text posts here are tedious, unimaginative, and reposted to death.

Welp, I've seen enough.

She must be a long lost female product of the Les Enfants Terribles project...