User mgoveia Banned

Favorite sleeping position: The Nazi 5 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Hey, roll over.
I can nazi your cooter.
It looks so comfy 5 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Idea for a Porn #834...
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Life tip #3 11 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
If you're too embarrassed to buy something, grow up, and buy it later, when you're not such a little bitch. ;)
Kids aren't plants 10 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
I'm sorry, but I don't give bottled water to my plants.
They get water from the tap, like the rest of us. I'm not raising any soft ass plants.
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"We won't pay a couple hundred dollars for something purely cosmetic" 11 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
They're not just cosmetic.
They also double as flotation devices.
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Why? 6 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
I've never seen anything funny from this guy. Is he really popular on twitter, or just here?
WOW 58 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
That's a cute notion to have, but people are greedy. Someone would jump in to fuck everything up again. Like maybe, I dunno...health insurance companies? They're doing a bang-up job right now. Why not twist the knife a little?
Can we all just take a minute to appreciate how well penned this "5" is? 39 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
I think it was the pony posts, along with reporting people who were breaking the TOS constantly, but you'd have to ask them. I never heard anything concrete.
They messaged my wife a couple times, but I can't remember what was said.
Speaking of reporting...I find trolls who can't bother to be funny quite tedious. Dear Princess Effesstia...
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FS is the cause of most of my destroyed laptops. 15 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
I used to have one up of my son and I on a merry go round at the Sacramento Zoo, but it's no longer current, so I found the mlfw that most closely resembles my personality. :D
The Sheriff on the Oregon college shooter 53 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
"But, but...we simply MUST know only to immediately forget!"
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Happy for my friends but I don't know what I am looking at 6 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Well there's yer problem.
The bottom ultrasound is of a guest.
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FS is the cause of most of my destroyed laptops. 15 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Hi, Brethi's husband!
should i use a better title for more likes and shares? 21 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
I reported 'ol fuckey up there.
I just can't abide poor trolling on my website.
what does mia stand for 19 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Me three!!1
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Still one of the best albums ever 18 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
Really?
I'm actually embarrassed to admit I owned this one. :(
Butcher's Tip 6 comments
mgoveia · 9 years ago
OOOOOOOOOOOooh! "Eat" your meat...