Since you refuse to provide any new arguments any time you start this, don't mind me if I sit here calmly and enjoy your routine.

Oh, my poor little guest.
I don't know french, but believe it or not, the "joke" wasn't hard to figure out.
Well, at least for SOME people.

I wish whoever decided to cancel that show would die randomly.

You seem to love pointing that out, with a noticable lack of argument as to why I should shit fucks about such pointless drivel as this.
It's almost as if (spoiler alert) FSers spam these throwaway posts in some pointless race for upthumbs...

Oh, gee, yes massa. I cans tells by mah downthubms taht mah simple self is in teh wrong, here, massa.

Wow. This is becoming a festival of overrated authors.
May I bring up the "fault in our stars guy" next?

He rivals JKR, eh?
I rest my case.

Overrated trash, though I'm not entirely surprised some poor young high school "honors" english major would bring him up.

I'm constantly amazed at how many people haven't read that book and it's mostly common sense guidelines.

And now I am sad, as I will likely never go there.

...ly unfunny/interesting.

Sorry, ddom, but you're what's wrong with the internet.

I want to drive here.

My first thought.
I guess EVERYthing sags in the heat.

http://www.surfinggoatdairy.com/
Not quite what I was expecting...

You'll never find the original creator of jokes like these. They've simply been stolen too many times by unoriginal fucks like this asshole.