Because he has a big brain and thus understands women and their needs

:D
With umfahren it's how you stress it - UMfahren (run smth over) umFAHREN (drive around smth) but with the hair one you gotta figure it out by context i guess

Tbf come together and cum/come together is the same in english ;)
We also have umfahren and umfahren (drive around smth and run smth over) and Haare wachsen lassen and Haare wachsen lassen (let your hair grow and get your hair waxed) :D

Wasn't even mine :D
My predictive text stole it from someone else. I often get the feeling that it doesn't save my own vocabulary, the canon shooting pizza sauce was an exception

Okay but I get to be the girl

It really isn't, you shouldn't get downvoted for that

What :D
You posted your own comment twice and then replied to yourself haha

Awesome plan, what could possibly go wrong

Maybe cause that's just the brand? They produce a lot of stuff like this and those memes are a running gag. :)

The only logic thing to do

PLOT TWIST

Could've at least shown off during daytime, so you'd see where you're aiming :D

I sang it in tune

Man my predictive texts are so lame compared to that :D

Wow that actually makes sense

O_o
Get tough with the baby? Also ain't nobody got time for adventures when it's baby feeding time

So you got enlightened?

Omg this comment :D

I'm especially curious about the left one and the barbie head one - did you fill that with resin?

Wait... Is it not common practice for you to blow out eggs and paint them for Easter? :o
Also they look really cool! Demryn and I got our hands on a goose wgg a few days ago, and we kept the shell ofc! He suggested we could turn it into a dragon egg :)

The USA are in North America and Hawaii is one of its states, so it kind of makes sense. Not geographically but...idk, demographically?

I deadass did not notice that