Nooooooo D:

It's just an international, immortal running gag. Everything Darude Sandstorm tried to be.

What else would you do at 5:31? Sleep? Tsk.

:'(

You can bet your ass that he also has heccin chonk and amgy potat somewhere in there lol

That's kinda rad, not gonna lie

This comment screams agnostic energy lol

Are you saying you have a friend in a godly other dimension?

What was the baby before it turned into a baby girl?!

Haha aww. Bit sad that you needed acid for that but I love the bamboozled part.

Well I'd say Molly is Heftychonk

The ones with the long limbs you can often find as stuffed toys with velcro on hands and feet

I mean, Florida man is a thing and that actually sounds like his kind of style

I mean they gotta compensate for their cute little faces somehow, right?

Hi no longer hungry, I'm speechless

I can picture a cute little illustration with "God is morning tea" written under it

A wife to be and you still call God a he? :D
@jasonmon yeah I think God might be engaged already, sorry

I EARNED (part of) THAT

Aww oh no haha. Octopus just wanted to play as well!

Do that, maybe God's all grown up by the time you wake up again

D:
Noooooooooooooo