I didn't even know you had a tiny human!

Okay I understand that dogs still are the same species, but if you see a chihuahua next to a great dane, you can't possibly tell me that the idea of sheep and goats sharing a common ancestor is crazy to you?
Also like... Donkeys and horses can also breed with each other but they're definetely different species? Same goes for tigers and lions, guinea fowl and chickens, zebras and donkeys/horses.

This toddler looks simultaneously cute and creepy. He's... cupy.

I read all of this in my shouting mind voice

"Frederic got a job as the local rapist at age 15, a job he would continue with popularity until he was 20, when the King Henry VIII banned peasants from being raped, a result of his unpopularity. He changed his name to Bob for a short period and sold apples out of a barrel on street corners: hence the expression "bobbing for apples".He would then revert to his skills his father taught him in baking. Frederic was never a popular baker. People often complained that there was too much cyanide in their Bismarcks, or their Baklava contained too many shards of glass."
https://uncyclopedia.ca/wiki/The_Muffin_Man

Well I mean... People thinking they're a cult is kind of independent from the cat thingie (they killed the cat because it was attacking their chickens, and this one girl actually skinned the cat afterwards and wears it as a hat now).
But I see how that doesn't particularly work in their favour.

And then they send it back. Boom, plot twist.

@demryn a big bang came and they died

Okay now please tell everyone how close you were to actually meet @grimreaper