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mia_linay


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This Year for Easter The Easter Bunny brought Predictive Text Games 42 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
This year the Easter bunny brought me a basket filled with some beautiful flowers in a French style amd also a bunch of people who have been cut off on their hair that were painted to look like they were not in their own home.
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So we stole a child 15 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
I mean she's the daughter of @demryn's brother in law... but we vibin'
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So we stole a child 15 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago 3
Fun facts about german, Pt. I. 13 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
@f__kyeahhamburg do you know the short sketch where security at an entrance says "Eintritt 5€" and the guy just kicks him and gives him 5€ :D
(Eintritt = entrance, ein Tritt = one kick)
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Fun facts about german, Pt. I. 13 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
Yes. I have some saved, but they're limited. All confirmed by me though, so no bs facts :)
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Fun facts about german, Pt. I. 13 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
Stahl can also mean steel btw.
Not to be confused with Stall (stable).
Then we also have the verbs stählen (toughen), stellen (put) and stehlen (steal).
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Why only WW2? Let's expand it 40 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
Weird pyromaniac babies
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Why only WW2? Let's expand it 40 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
Why does that actually sound like Top Gear?
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Why only WW2? Let's expand it 40 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
Does that mean James is one of the children who are a threat to the world?
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frog butt. that is all. 9 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago 4
frog butt. that is all. 9 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago 3
Why only WW2? Let's expand it 40 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
Me: *feeling lonely, needing a friend*
*Knock knock*
Me: *opens door*
James: I've been trying...to contact you about your cars extended warranty.
*hugs me*
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Why only WW2? Let's expand it 40 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
Correction. Cold things *that are very cold. Emphasis.
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Why only WW2? Let's expand it 40 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
THIS CAMEL'S ON FIREEEEE
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Why only WW2? Let's expand it 40 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
Today on Top Gear 1969. Richard attempts to contact the police to ask for further information on his right ear. James travels to the hospital in a couple of years time. And I burn an entire body of my own to the ground with a cold water tank which is very cold.
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Why only WW2? Let's expand it 40 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
Awesome idea @kaiserwilhelm.
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Today on Top Gear 1969. Richard attempts to ______. James travels ____ in a ___. And I burn an entire ___ to the ground with a ___.
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@xvarnah do your thang
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Young women in pics like this get cream pied 37% more than other women 2 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
Damn the upper left dad could be his daughter's prom date. He looks so young!
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Zero Context #33 - True Enlightenment 6 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
That's perfect
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You are what you eat 4 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
Why don't you?
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Mind if I... Slytherin? 14 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
Or half a panty hose
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April Fools Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 86 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
YEAH YOU CAN DO IT! WHY ARE WE SCREAMING??
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April Fools Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 86 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
"I fired two warning shots. Into his head."
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April Fools Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 86 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
This is what @lydia has people sign before they do the beast with two backs
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April Fools Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 86 comments
mia_linay · 3 years ago
BEAAANS WHAT THE FUUUCK
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