Oh really...?
*illegally downloads movie while winking at you*

But you also use they/them when you're talking about a stranger who's gender you don't know.
Like "i haven't met my neighbor yet, but their dog is always out in the garden" or something.
So those pronouns didn't feel like a huge stretch for me.

And together you are...*drumroll* @catfluff!

Only recently I learned about the (apparently) most common pan joke.
I never came out of the closet. I came out of the cupboard, like all the other pans.

Y'all please take this seriously. You should at least provide us with your marshmellow/cat pronouns so we can adress you correctly, smh.

Hm yeah. I understand wanting other pronouns than the ones assigned to you at birth, but anything else than he/him, she/her, they/them and it/its is beyond my understanding.

Clover cat will bless you, I'm sure!

Don't act like it wasn't mostly your fault :D
Yeah they're my absolute favourite animal :)

Are you an actual owl cause that was a 360° spin

Ah whatever, there's enough things going on that I could use some luck for :D
I'll take what I can get

*breaks neck*

Prettyyyy :3

The 40kmh zoomies B)

I ended up in Funsubstance :D

Nah wait it was back in 2007, I'm fine :)

Aww the avalanche analogy :')
Yeah we have something called Bafög for students which I might qualify for, we'll see.
Yes!!! It's super interesting. One of my favourite literature translation stories is a character in Terry Pratchetts books that's called Rob Anybody (yeah he steals a lot), and the translator just named him Rob Irgendwer (basically just Rob (doesn't mean anything in german, just a random name) Random Person). Ofc the whole joke was lost. A fan then pointed out how he could've called him Klaus Allen (steal it from everybody) :D

Ikea (as stated in the post) and it's called BLÅHAJ (as stated in my comment above) :D

I used to have one like this