I wish people would finally stop keeping their fish like this

And, just like that, I suddenly became a man

I put a spell on you and now I know what you mean by the fact that you are my heckin favouritest person in the world

Once upon a time, there was an opportunity to be a successful entrepreneur who was unfortunately in the midst of a successful business relationship by a company that has been in the industry for a long time to become a better person. Only a few people could reverse it, but fortunately for our hero, they found their chance when an engineer accidentally failed to get the ball rolling. Though the police was reluctant, eventually the hero convinced them to give them their heads on the road. The moment it happened, the first thing was reversed and our hero once more became a bit more of a problem for us.
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Why did it start off so businessy?? :')

Now that's an over achiever if I've ever seen one

I find this even cuter now that I am able to read Cyrillic. Bip-Bip hehe

Non-existent or planet-sized, NO IN BETWEEN

i can haz cheeseburger?

That sounds so boring :D

"Can I make it anymore obvious?"
- Yes. Yes you can, actually.

Okay but are there people who prefer dogs but still like cats?