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Now that's art 8 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
It really depends on the specific time period. There was a phase when Hera supposedly thought they were ugly, but I couldn’t tell you precisely the era they believed this and David was made much later. Some of the Greek idea was linked to the idea that men with erections/large penis’ were irrational
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Pro tip 4 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Is this to argue premeditated or not?
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Now that's art 8 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
So fun fact, they used to make genitals small so as to focus on the full form
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What does it provoke out of you? 9 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Concern. This city needs more public rubbish bins
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And some animals are really yummy 21 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
You mean I can’t chain people up in my basement!
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Very true 2 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
There must've been some long ass speeches in the 1800's
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Now we finally know the true meaning 12 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I would like to point out that by this logic, NZ has slightly less cunts than Australia
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My phone would never go off 24 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I can't decide if this would be good or absolutely horrifying. I'm going with no.
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Taxiway above a highway in Germany 5 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
And in Sydney
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And some animals are really yummy 21 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
'Yes I stroke my lettuce every night before bed and whisper sweet nothings in it's leafy ear'
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can we just take a moment 18 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Aye aye Captain!
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Gimmie 2 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Mark Zuckerberg, where you at?
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German pedantry at its finest 9 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I’ve walked out of stores holding stuff and realised halfway down the street and had to casually walk back and explain
Don't hate on people you don't know 4 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Who refers to a deceased gf as their ex???
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Girlfriend 7 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I’m 20. But I used to do it when I was maybe 13ish
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Girlfriend 7 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I used to do it as a confirmation when I was younger. I don’t know why, just something that was a thing amongst my age group
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Good answer 8 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Stupid drunk 15 year old me and bad vodka
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The crossword maker had other things on their mind 4 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
The Alamo needs oral?
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Where are these girls? I need them! 10 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I don’t think this even counts as text translation, more like fboy translation
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The teacher said: You can bring one sheet of paper to the exam 3 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
My eyesights shocking, im still screwed
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Where are these girls? I need them! 10 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Translation: what are you doing today, girl
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Why is this thing allowed 4 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Gaddamnit Karen!
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Totally worth it!!!! 2 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I feel like a smarter thing to do would’ve been to set up a camera in front of a big ass hunk of meat
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Ugandan President Backs Trump’s ‘Shithole’ Comments 10 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Is this real?!
Absolutes temperatures 4 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
So I can’t call someone absolutely hot, because then physics stop?
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