I was seriously waiting for an image of an sti

I’m actually kind of into this, it’s a cool way to build a kids muscles and get them active. If they’re old enough that is To do it without falling

Pfft this guy is so archaic in his thoughts. You don’t get to date the girl after you save her life these days. Your payment is a goat

I don’t know about your offices, but if I had to clap every time I left a meeting room things would be weird af

Idk I’m sure she’s A lovely person, there’s just something about her that annoys me

Blueberry shitfart is gonna be my go to

Canada’s spreading south.

This is going to sound REALLY ignorant... but I didn’t know some banks had fees, I’ve never been with a bank that did

Oh yeah I remember that, then she’d get confused when I’d ask why I was doing the cleaning lady’s job for her

Can I trade in my bed for this?

Take it one step further and keep coffee in there, make them watch you make it

And starts playing wonderwall

It’s their bowl now

New Zealand. The land of culinary delights

Black widow spiders are often found in mailboxes. Another reason to never collect my mail