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mickymouse


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I probably should have noticed something wasn't right at the time 5 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
No the priest was only 22cm tall
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Dogs work 7 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Tidy
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These Gucci guys nowadays 9 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Well to be fair the likelihood of a lot of my generation ever owning houses is pretty low, if we can’t buy avocado toast and cool clothes what are we gonna do?
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Sexy potatoes 7 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I spot a yam!
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Go ahead and hold this L for me 34 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
What about during sex education? Should your child not have a basic understanding of differences in orientation
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This is why you don't swim in the ocean at all 13 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
People are actively eating tide pods, I feel like someone’s gonna look for a shark just to try this
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Go ahead and hold this L for me 34 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
As a bisexual I can confirm that it was the gay pet fish in class that made me gay. The at risk lifestyle just drew me in
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*Insert car related pun here 4 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Why’s he Holden off on that? I think it would be fun
Smell it 3 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Oh god, I remember those days. Good luck
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Thumbs up to get laid tomorrow! 13 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Yeah at the drive in cinema.
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Thumbs up to get laid tomorrow! 13 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Just drinks, the next one is a drive thru movie
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Thumbs up to get laid tomorrow! 13 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Update. The date went very well and I have a second this weekend
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Please? 2 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I too like to rest my head on the booty
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Forest cabin in Washington state 8 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Y’all are into this, but all I can think is snakes and murder opportunity. I’ll stick to being around people thanks
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Subscribed 6 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
What’s inside my son?
My foot if he doesn’t stop being a dick
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There is no excuse 6 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Amen to that
You start from a higher height 8 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Woosh woosh splash = physics
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11.) Not being an asshole 12 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I’m gonna call the energy one out as bs. Some people are naturally high energy, while others are calmer. Neither is better than the other as long as they’re not affecting attitude
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Thumbs up to get laid tomorrow! 13 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Given it a thumbs up. Hopefully this helps with my date tomorrow
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You can't handle the heat 7 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
What’s sort of tastebudless fool doesn’t like cream cheese?
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Unprepared for adult life 6 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I was prepared for this after 13 years of schooling
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Level 100 vegan 5 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
Now that's what I call using your melon!
Vitamin C 5 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
No hype up, get really extreme and soak the bears in alcohol as well
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Thank those who serve 6 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
I like the ones that are really basic skills, I saw one the other day about splitting an egg and someone had literally cut a cracked egg down the middle because that's what they though it meant
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For anyone wondering what the actual size of a kiwi is 19 comments
mickymouse · 6 years ago
They’re from New Zealand. Long story short, there’s no predators there so they lost their ability to fly and basically run around on the ground being cute and fluffy at night
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