Don't speak when you're angry 13 comments
mickymouse
· 6 years ago
Use it as an opportunity to learn sex skills that aren’t penis based. If you can’t blow her away with your size, blow her away with your skill
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The Ceiling of a Planetarium 3 comments
Winner f*cks Trudeau's wife 22 comments
mickymouse
· 6 years ago
As much as I hate to admit it, Putin probably knows some cool martial arts stuff from his time in the KGB
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Let's Compare Our Countries, Shall We? 28 comments
mickymouse
· 6 years ago
Yes guest, as a comparison to say ‘look this STATE is smaller than this COUNTRY’ think very carefully guest, I’d hate for you to break your last braincell.
You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat 1 comments
Did he make it out alive? 6 comments
mickymouse
· 6 years ago
I feel like you’d just get clogged up and crave vegetables
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It's a falcon 2 comments
Stunning hidden Oasis 2 comments
checkmate 5 comments
mickymouse
· 6 years ago
No it’s n optical illusion. The earth is actually a triangle because Illuminati
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"Delete this until you get PERMISSION from Laurence Fishburne." 9 comments
mickymouse
· 6 years ago
I don’t mind if someone does something legitimately awful and another person pulls them up on it, but this is just ridiculous
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It must have happened before 5 comments
mickymouse
· 6 years ago
I don’t know about your dentist, but mine has a disclosure form where they ask about any drugs you have taken recently(or will take)
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The truth has been spoken 4 comments
mickymouse
· 6 years ago
I’m vegetarian, but go vegan for a month or so a few times a year, if you want to try it out go for it. Most people don’t care as long as you don’t go on about it
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Middle school 53 comments
Integrity is more important 9 comments
The King has met its match 9 comments
mickymouse
· 6 years ago
Are they both dead? Where does one end and the other begin? Who’s head belongs to which body?
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Beware 18 comments
mickymouse
· 6 years ago
I’m guessing the idea that a ‘mind doctor’ could be messing with your thoughts/feelings and manipulating you? Idk
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Plot twist 3 comments
I still do this and I’m 18 5 comments
mickymouse
· 6 years ago
First of all, language.
Secondly, shouldn’t you be with Mike fighting a demigorgen rn?
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Secondly, shouldn’t you be with Mike fighting a demigorgen rn?
Beware 18 comments
mickymouse
· 6 years ago
Oh hell yes, teach my future child witchcraft so they can conjure up money
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Lady issues 5 comments
mickymouse
· 6 years ago
Hey @rayofsunshine’s uterus, you need to calm yourself, this has been going on for too many years and it’s time you did your business and left WITHOUT all the pain and drama
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