When you convince your boss to do shots and somehow end up at a country bar

Maybe I am fingernails, you don’t know me, you don’t know my story!

This is vomit inducing and disturbing.

No you went surfing and caught a rare sand ‘tube

She calls you daddy and then says YOURE the annoying one?

But does it propel me into space?

There’s a lot of good points in this list, but coming from one one who does a yearly report on the wage gap, I can assure you it most certainly does exist.
When you look at all jobs from entry level admin members to high level execs there’s a very clear favour towards men. With the average male wage in a job sector being significantly higher than females in Australia (and assumably the rest of the world)

I don’t know about you guys, but my supermarket sells the white eggs at a slightly higher price

Just a side note, wouldn’t it make more sense to just chip hand and foothills rather than spending ages carving stairs?

If the task was to use a specific method then he deserves a fail, but if it’s just to get the answer he’s doing incredibly well

Oh please, people have been stupid assholes since the dawn of time

How Shakespeare pictured Hamlet

It’s Australia, strange things happen here. Don’t question it

God damn if it’s been 10-15 years he’s an idiot for not knowing you’re just there for a friend and free food

This might be the funniest thing I’ve read in a little while