I am 90% sure the anti vaccine group was a ploy by a terrified 6 year old that didn’t want to go get a jab

I spot that one guy, from that movie, he usually plays an action hero’s brother who gets in trouble with the law so (insert a list actor here) has to bail him out

Now I wish we tipped in Australia

I have so many questions. Mostly, did he bring a torch? What did he see? Did it bring back long forgotten memories?

I like how he’s waited a little while to answer that as well.

I’m not going to speak for other girls here, but with me I do this if you were around when the initial ‘problem’ occurred. I.e if I’m upset because I got bad news and you were there when I was told but you still have to ask what’s wrong, that just tells me you’re inattentive

Doing a test- ‘is this the fucking answer?’

When you can’t afford an apartment with a yard

Pro tip, teachers always used to get really excited about my work if I added a Latin or french phrase in the essay if appropriate

Nawwwww I want one!

But then the water will freeze over and you’ll have ice everywhere?

My mums specialty was squeezing the shit out of my hand until I stopped doing whatever I was doing. Good way to tell a kid off without being looked at because you’re yelling at your kid

When scrolling this looks like a pimple.

Me when Mum mentions cleaning

Are we conveniently forgetting about Robin?

So they’re both beautiful, highly intelligent, and wealthy. How do I become any of this?

Unfortunately a lot of alcohol isn’t actually vegan. I know. Heartbreaking

This looks like thomas’ miserable lost cousin, Dennis the Timber Pile

And thank god it’s over, that was a time of shame, too much hairspray, and questionable fashion choices