Or fly?

Good plan. How do I become a billionaire?

That there’s a demon lurking in the bowl who waits for them to flush so they can escape. No? Just me that was scared of that as a kid. Okay

I’m iffy on that because interns don’t usually have job experience... she had plenty of experience

So what you’re saying is... cut off my finger and beg someone to pay for surgery?

Don’t you corrupt my pringles you law making Wild West jack black

The Mum meme

I think it’s a decent deal because of the above comments, but at the end of the day 24/7 availability is still there so if she was only working 8hours a day then should should have been asking for overtime

This sounds like the start of King Arthur. Is there a wizard called Merlin involved?

I had the dreaded ‘spit bucket’ literally just a bucket with hot water and cleaning stuff that everyone threw their recorder in after lessons

You’d be surprised, there’s a surprisingly high amount of people. I had a person I thought was a friend do something similar (not as awful a situation thankgod).
A bunch of us went camping one weekend, hiking one day and I fell over twisted my ankle and ‘friend’ offered to help me walk back to camp. We get back there and he immediately starts trying to kiss me/undress himself thinking that I had done all this (including purposely injuring myself?!) because I wanted to be alone with him

Dunk tank, when a Mogwai is dropped in water more will be made and they’re not nice

They were evil but not AS evil. I’d like to know the backstory of gizmos creation because if he was born of water then why is he good? Or was he a natural conception?