As long as you’re comfortable in whatever your bestie is getting for you then keep doing it! Maybe slowly you’ll notice a pattern in stuff she buys and get to know what exactly it is that is getting you compliments :)

Hell yeah! Can you turn the sirens on too?

I let a fart bomb off in the hallway. Got detention but was the class hero for that week cause we got to do lessons outside

Maybe it’s time to re-evaluate your life (if you can) work shouldn’t be this big of a pain

Mine used to drink a gin for breakfast every morning, claimed that’s why she lived so long

I have this problem constantly, I’m trying this

Spoiler: you’re a mashed potato

Can someone put this at the end of a 3D horror movie?

If anyone knows what sort of kitty this is please let me know

How to scare someone at 3am

I’ll have you know I am a fully grown woman and my hand STILL fits in a pringles can. You jealous yet?

Baroness bakewell better be a baker in her spare time or I’ll be highly disappointed