Ahmed needs an Instagram

Always begin with the outside fork.

What about the jingle bells one about Robin laying an egg. Anyone else remember it?

I would like the made in china stickers to have a small print saying ‘made in Korea’ on them

Hey if you can earn twice as much as me in half the time, you do you kids

Me rn

This might be a bit of a silly question... but why was Arnold so popular in body building? If it’s meant to be about symmetry wouldn’t he be bad, considering his core isn’t defined/symmetrical?

More like an uber holy shit

He doesn’t even have parents and you’re expecting grandparents!?

That’s one hell of a glow up

So does this mean that puppy breeders will essentially go out of business? What about purebred doggos? Is that not going to be a thing in CA anymore?

Pretty cool handwriting for a kid

Or just a normal conversation

Grandpas are gonna love this. Finally they’re trendy

I’m the one asleep on a shelf after one drink tbh

They might be meant to be extremely gathered at the bottom but made for people with 32 inch length?

‘Looks interesting human, I shall nibble’
‘MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS MARVELLOUS CREATION?!’

The other thing Japan has is vending machines for basic workwear, so if you spill something you can just buy a new (cheap white) shirt