Sometimes it’s easier to love something from a distance. I would take it

How do the wait staff not pay enough attention to notice this ‘child’ has the face of a grown man?

Just a quick question, what is Pembury in reference to here, cause if it’s a prison or something of the sort then yeah, a butter knife is dangerous

Make a hole and stitch it?

She’s undoubtedly beautiful, but what about the brunette pole vaulter(?) from the 2012 olympics, she was gorgeous

This is so cool!

King of England, Kween of sass

I’m sure he won’t get a warning for the disaster that strikes after if he’s not gonna warn her

Ooohhh more of learnsubstance please!

Mmmm roasted humans

If it’s a casual conversation then join in, if it’s a work convo you should have waited till it was wrapping up before approaching. Saves the awkwardness of being that one weirdo standing silently in the corner

I don’t even know what to call myself, don’t start making me think about other races

I want a Sarah in my life

You have solved a childhood mystery. I always wondered what this would look like

I’ve moved 19 times in my life and every. Single. Time my mum has made me jump in the box crates out the back of supermarkets to get boxes... sucks bro

Say it again for the folks in the back!
Domestic violence is domestic violence, no excuses

Sydney has been just as bad lately