If only I knew it was so simple... All I need to do to get a girlfriend, is to have a girlfriend...

It depends on the climate some places don't have as many bugs

Died doing push-ups...

Number 11 should be greed

All I notice is how the plugs on the wall are drawn upside down in compliance with an addendum in the national electrical code book for 2014

I laughed so hard at this.

All I can imagine if he fails is "pain."

If yall want statistics here's some: there are roughly 18.6 million vacant homes in the United States of America. Enough for each homeless person (veteran or not) to have six.

Child rapists often spend alot of time in solitary for their own protection( since the act is so horride).

That was the best setup... Feet on the stomach.

Statisticly (in this video) men are more helpful than women

If you took all the corrupt money spent on buying the government and buying laws it would be substantially more than what we spend on our military. Put that into education

Microwaveable. Microwave-able.

Green lanterns?