....but... Michael Cera.... What?! Lmao

Hah. Jersey

My chest hurts... Sooo much

When youve got money like that, why WOULDNT you jump over a chair

Kids are cruel

Sounds like she loved him.

MONKEY SLUT!!

My shoulders are cold, but the rest of my body is too warm. This is perfect!

I am forever satisfied

Why does that look like jay z in the back

Much work, such sale, wow, so japan

That explains the one episode he was thanked by the president

So metal

Sounds romantic to me

Want to know whats funnier? She forgot to buy olives to put in the fridge.

Except when you work valet, in which case.. Everyone fcuks with them

...cockblocked! Lmao

You know you're black when...

Uses all euphemisms in a single sentence.

A bugs life: Uncut Raw Footage

Eventually it will even out. Haha

iOS 6 came out last year, how would he have sent it as imessage.