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miniegg


Just another paper cut survivor.

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Here's Miranda doing it right 4 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
I want to know how many red lipsticks she's gone through to be Miranda.
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Judy Greer (Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory, HIMYM, Jurassic World) 22 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
I knew I recognised her!!! For some reason I thought she was in Dispicable Me even though there arent any real people so that's really dumb.
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Girls sometimes we also like to be the little spoon 27 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
You read it wrong
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My main man Jimmy 40 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
"And I thought to myself, 'ooh this is gonna be sad'. And it was. I'm a genius."
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Day 206 of your daily dose of cute: High five???... Please 7 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Oh haha yeah it isn't
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Day 206 of your daily dose of cute: High five???... Please 7 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Was it just me who tapped their screen to high five the dog? Ok.
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Does she wanna know? 8 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
It's being used!
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I wonder what she said 6 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
I don't think you understood the game
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The definitive proof that cats are in fact liquid 11 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
The monster in the bidet
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If only 12 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
GRYFFINDOR!!
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Everything is a lie 15 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
What if you're Brittish?
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If only 12 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
More like 9 3/4 party keyboard eyy
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Poor Leo 16 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Leonardo DiCarpediem
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I'm tempted to assume the latter 35 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Honestly I love how everyone is saying how they're *waiting* or *grabbing popcorn* but barely anything has happened. I came here for the 30+ comments, cmon.
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Poor Leo 16 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
I feel like Capricorn should be changed to DiCaprio and ticked yes
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Hello FS I'm here to provide you with cuteness. Day 1 of your daily dose of cute 50 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Are arses supposed to be smooth?
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She is very ready 23 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
dontevenstart! No she's like 100000x taller
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Everytime 10 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
I've never had a shower curtain. I have a plastic door.. Is that weird? Is it a British thing?
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The Avengers Club (lol Tony) 13 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
And Hawkeye?
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waiting for the scorch trial. 22 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Peves the poltergeist
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waiting for the scorch trial. 22 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
But...but it's soooo good!! Like I understand your frustration, really. But Harry Potter cut out a whole character (who was awesome) and still made good movies, right?
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Sing it to row row row yer boat 28 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Fuck, fuck what the fuck? What did I just read? I wish I could unsee it all, a mind erase is what I need.
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honestly- thanks. 12 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
That's the point
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honestly- thanks. 12 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Second guy is wrong and it's ironic and the blue text girl is right ;)
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Writing an important exam be like: 5 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Had an English CA today- brought 4 pens. Because three are going to run out in my essay. Duh.
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