miniegg

miniegg


Just another paper cut survivor.

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One proud spider 12 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
I wish so badly I could like this 100x
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childbirth vs getting kicked in the balls 57 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure they have. They're tables. They exist, like transgender people! Yay!
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You do you man 8 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
He's so rich he has a pool in his pool รถ
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Outgrown your old track pants? 26 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
I envy the guests that didn't see this
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78% of all sculptures long for death 5 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
78%
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Fear Frank 7 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
It's not some guy named frank it's Frank Welker
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childbirth vs getting kicked in the balls 57 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Did you just... Was that a pun?
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childbirth vs getting kicked in the balls 57 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Cisgender. Like the opposite to transgender?
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childbirth vs getting kicked in the balls 57 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Plus, they don't want to actually give birth, they just want a tiny human to look after again.
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Where do you think you're goating? 3 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Nah I was just kidding
2 sides of the same city... Reminds me of the districts vs Capitol in the hunger games 13 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
True but district 1 & 2 were well off weren't they?
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Eat a horse 9 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Is she Peter pan
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Vikings 25 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Considerering it's animated I'm pretty sure they know it's fiction. And they didn't say anything about the movie being realistic, calm down. They were just talking about the feels.
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Non-Americans on July 4th 31 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Yay!! Happy Birthday!
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Don't know if anyone's posted this yet 18 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
What even
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Vikings 25 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Right.
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Vikings 25 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
How to train a dragon anyone?
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Non-Americans on July 4th 31 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
I think I have an excuse to celebrate it because it's my birthday... But people should take any chance to celebrate something. You shouldn't care if they're having fun.
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You don't need asymmetry, big boobs, big butt to be beautiful 19 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Welcome to the Internet
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Happy birthday to the real hero 18 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Lamp!!! It's my birthday too!! Yay!
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Does anyone know what kind of bird this is? 14 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Oh my god carbonatedwaffles that was amazing
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Parks and indominus rec 6 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
It was Owen because he's the Alpha.
Why are 15 year olds angry? 16 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Happy birthday smbadat!! I'm 15 in four days ^.^
Something to think about 13 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Lemonade. Wait wrong phrase.
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