Hahaha that's so gross

She isn't. She's had those since she was a kid.

I think what you need to understand is the Internet is really, really dumb. People don't wanna see another side of a story with a guy who is a total prick, they wanna laugh and move on to the next thing so that's what they do.

It's just a joke, dude.

Oh, nice! Thanks.

Twelve years dungeon- no trial!

My greatest achievement in life is guessing that before I saw the last tweet.

What did you learn?

I don't think the poster has the actual paper, it's been passed around from site to site, sorry bud.

Maybe the teacher needed ideas for dinner that night.

Sure, I hope it works. We don't really celebrate Halloween so have twice as much fun for me!

Hestia?

Different country maybe?

Zombie homecoming queen is easy enough (ripped dress and loads of makeup- both for a zombie and for a teenage girl) then for hippie maybe flowers in your hair, one of those peace necklaces and a fluorescent headband. You'll look great!

Sean is shawn and I don't like it. Sean Bean should rhyme.

The woman are netball players?? *cue idk some kinda music*

That's awkward- I learnt one slightly more morbid...
Kookaburra sits on the telephone wire,
Watch out Kookaburra, your tail's on fire,
Ouch Kookaburra, ouch kookaburra,
Burnt your feathers must be.

I think the Internet is too distracted by John Cena to make your horror story, smitty