I think I would be eaten immediately. Unless I turn into like a human sized miniegg and rolled over everyone. That'd be cool.

I mean he's got a song that's pretty cool

That's a very long link and it leads... Nowhere.

Dude. Two years ago.

Nah. It was funsubstance initiation. Kinda fond, more terrifying experience with that thing. Now it's like an inside joke. Besides, did you ever really feel cleansed from it?

Oh right I didn't put 'the' in. Got to say it's pretty accurate.

Wait it's on urban dictionary?? Omg where?

You just called a kids game moronic. It's a little harsh. And Europeans do play floor is lava so I have no idea what you're on about.

How cool are the sunglasses

It was a while ago but I'm pretty sure I did that.

For me when I tried to go back into settings it kept just putting the settings app in a square and saying 'settings' over and over.

Don't do it though!!! It's almost impossible to turn off. I did it ages ago on my iPad and I had to take it to IT to turn it off and it's so annoying, too.

It does look like it but does that mean all those hearts he's hiding from her are the hearts of people he's killed? Because then this is much less cute...

You're late

And three L's and I's

2016... People want to be offended by stuff. Damn.

This has literally nothing to do with beastiality. All I can think of is that you thought he meant the dog lay in his ass or something??? And that's really dumb so idk what to tell you dude.

That's a terrible joke.

You're not even who I was talking to ya nutbag.

Oh so all eggs are mindless retards huh? Fite me irl I dare u

Think the guest was making fun of the other two people. Not being a freak.