miniegg

miniegg


Just another paper cut survivor.

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When you say no to a spoiled person... 6 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
You're really on a parks and rec streak huh
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Oh lawd :3 7 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Batman has pretty reliable friends
There are two paths 6 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
He's had budget cuts though. Couldn't afford chainsaw.
Oh lawd :3 7 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Well if this picture won't convince you about how fine he is, I don't know what will.
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The Pokedex battery case we all need right now! 18 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Oh. So fun game?
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Oh lawd :3 7 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
@dontevenstart look his face is squished
The Pokedex battery case we all need right now! 18 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
What is the difference between teams?
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eh... is it okay to starve this time? 17 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Yeah that's fair I could have a good long conversation about cake but like two minutes into politics and I'm done.
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eh... is it okay to starve this time? 17 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Ok I guess that answers my question.
eh... is it okay to starve this time? 17 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Is this still about the American election because I'm lost
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Does it happen to anyone else or I'm just paranoid? 14 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
For me it's whenever I watch a new show, there's suddenly loads of clips on funsubstance from it.
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Keep summer safe 4 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
They're just robots, Morty! It's ok to shoot them, they're robots!
They're not robots Rick!
It's a figure of speech, Morty. There beuricrats I don't agree with their opinion.
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About the people "getting hit by cars, falling off cliffs" etc 14 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Fall off cliffs????!
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Apple should really review their reviews 15 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Sorry @adolfhitler1945 for calling you a vegetarian
Is that Bo Burnham? 12 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
The world isn't sad...the world's funny, I get it now. I'm a sociopaaath.
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Apple should really review their reviews 15 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Also a vegetarian and has a micro penis
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Is that Bo Burnham? 12 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
That's it; laughter- it's the key to everything. It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world. I mean not for the people who are actually sad but the people like us who gotta fuckin deal with them all the time.
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Toddlers react to lemons 11 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
One kid has a tattoo
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Boyfriend needs to go out for Pokemon Go 9 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Yeah I had a feeling it was.
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Boyfriend needs to go out for Pokemon Go 9 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Yeah it's coconut head girl. She wrote a song about Donald Trump called presedential cock in my heart.
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Please don't start a fight about this. Tis just a joke :) 35 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
I like this guy but I don't know why
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Well does it? 18 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Good luck dude you've been trying for five years
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Well does it? 18 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
@dontevenstart 2 more years?
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How americans feel about every state 75 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
I know very very little about American geography but it was nice to see a bunch of pretty colours.
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