miniegg

miniegg


Just another paper cut survivor.

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You're a horrible person 14 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Then don't drink blood. Surely orange juice is easier to get.
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Looks like somebody's h*rny. 30 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
I gotta say I really liked your description guestwho
poor dogger 10 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Daisy was also given steak for dinner in case you wanted to know
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You're a horrible person 14 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Why can't vampires drink orange juice
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Looks like somebody's h*rny. 30 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Spread knowledge please
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Thank you so much this is in my chemistry book and I love it 11 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
It's my post does that count
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Lmao who's the guest hating on me and on the posts 9 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Funsubstance drinking game- take a shot every time you see one of these posts you'll get totally wasted
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I guess all women agree with this 29 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Ha I've got the exact opposite problem. Last year I couldn't buy a 12 movie without ID. I am also 16. This guy thought I was at best an 11 year old. A lot of people say it's a good thing because you get bus or movie tickets for cheaper but you just end up feeling guilty, not doing it and smile while they say how short I am for my age. Guess either way you get complaints huh.
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I guess all women agree with this 29 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
I'm sorry. Why wasn't it fun?
I guess all women agree with this 29 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Since your were 8?? Wow fast bloomer.
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Just triggered kids #1 43 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure that last one was legit advice though.
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Who else does this 9 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Yeah girls don't get pockets
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Just triggered kids #1 43 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
What the fuck
Just triggered kids #1 43 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Excuse I identify as a chocolate egg & I am v much offended (I'm joking pls don't hurt me)
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I guess all women agree with this 29 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Also you're sleeping with wires around you that can't be comfy?
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Use vaseline 7 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
You want your kids to touch jizz?
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I'm laughing so hard 17 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Yeah it is I saw this on twitter
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must have been weird 17 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
To... not get pregnant?
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Keep It Closed If That's Not The Case 18 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Yeah otherwise they won't know
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must have been weird 17 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
The girls weren't talking about that. If I remember right they were saying if you think that's bad try sneezing on your period.
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Such science much truth 9 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
That was a brilliant noot explanation
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Ask FunSubstance a Question 548 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
Sounds fair to me
Look at how big Gary's pupils are. He looks like he went from coke to LSD 10 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
You miss that episode? It was wild.
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I want to be aborted 8 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
I'm 16 and I'd say half of my friends have jobs
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I can't stop laughing 9 comments
miniegg · 8 years ago
That's nasty
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