miniegg

miniegg


Just another paper cut survivor.

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Waddle on. 5 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
My heart is broken @dontevenstart
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FIRST THINGS FIRST REST IN PEACE UNCLE PHIL 6 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
For real, you the only father that I ever knew. Get my bitch pregnant imma be a better you.
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Atleast I'm in the majority 15℅ 3 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
Thanks
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I wish i had makeup remover like Mulan's sleeve 13 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
Especially after rubbing them
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Some people shouldn't be parents 69 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
I guess doxxed is like reported or something ?
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Goddamn it Carl 22 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
Discovering something that doesn't exist
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Goddamn it Carl 22 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
Like maybe
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Pretty but scary asf 12 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
I'm pretty sure the 2nd one on the right is from hot fuzz
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Thank You! :) 67 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
I am trusted
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Thank You! :) 67 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
Am I one word or two
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Don't get it mixed up 11 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
No omg. Colour had absolutely nothing to do with that. Adele was apologising because she lived off Beyoncé and is a huge fan and didn't think her album deserved it. The only white person Kanye's fucking is his wife thanks.
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Sit the f*ck down child 64 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
I can't put into words how pathetic that is. Like seriously you're such an old man. Why are you telling yo mama jokes to a sixteen year old.
Sit the f*ck down child 64 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
Youre not pinning down anything. I'm pretty sure the reason you want porn star names is for more people to watch and you've already seen Kim K-W's one.
Sit the f*ck down child 64 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
You're the one leaving irrelevant inputs.
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Sit the f*ck down child 64 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
Just look at where the likes are at tbh
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What a good pupper 1 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
Plot twist dog is talking
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Sit the f*ck down child 64 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
What on earth. The only one who didn't seem to be having fun was you.
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Nailed it 8 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
This is adorable
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Thank me later 10 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
Try propranolol. I take 4 a day and don't even get migraines anymore.
American society 48 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
Well it is Trump's America
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That time when I first had almond ever 35 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
But you're doing stuff like them. So consider yourself lumped.
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The little mermeme 14 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
I don't see it ???
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Adult Swim's "Finish this Drawing" 9 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
Just gone half past get fucking Rick and Morty back on made me laugh. Then cry.
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What $400 looks like 13 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
Bing bong
Brunt & Cute Dogs 8 comments
miniegg · 7 years ago
Because they're friends then. It's character development.
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