i think any reptilian alien trying to be human is smarter than congress

it most likely is, the us is really the only country avid on keeping tabs on people in the way it does through social media.

if i wanted to be cute i'd dress in lolita and cover myself in kittens

this whole thread has just been a joke my dude, it's not serious, neither of us are trying to be cute, and it really doesnt matter if you're ugly to other people as long as your beautiful to yourself

we can find ourselves attractive, theres nothing wrong with that or wanting to take care of yourself

"i dont trust the chemicals and gmos in the products" says sharon as she tries lighting her gas stove for the 5th time

oh you know they dont, most of them believe in being totally natural but then complain about becoming living beef jerky

our hotness just shrivels them more into raisins

they dont use skin products, they already look like raisins, thats probably why they're salty

um hell yes, im in

i feel like we have a connection

all these salty downvotes are the reason we gotta use skin care products, salt dries out the skin like a bitch

that is also very true

why the downvote, makeup is super expensive

i know, how could they insult the moth like this

i dont think thats the point. she was payed thousands to keep silent and then threatened with her daughter within 5 feet of her to stay silent, along with all of the lies within the white house to protect trump when we all know that he had an affair to protect an already shattered image of the president. its a bit shady

boobs are literally just extra balls of fat on chests. it's not even restricted to only women, men have them too if they're big enough
you cant stick your meat rod into them, stick them in a reproductive entry, nor can you reproduce with them, so they're not sexual organs

yes, that one, thank you

you never know home slice, i thought my dad would come back from buying cigs and im pretty sure he's not waiting in a 15 year long line

thats why i said distant