I don't understand how 'pickles' and 'gherkins' are the same thing.. I mean.. "Gherkin" ... What kind of a word is that??

Mooooooom!!! Samsung is being dirty!!

Hmmm... A little too nice... Why does it feel like something's going to go horribly wrong?

I'd end up throwing this at someone..

I think a dictionary should be added to the list of things they need to buy..

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! .. Nope .. Nope .. NOPE!! .. I'm leaving .. I'm done.. Nothing to do here anymore .. Nada .. Zip .. Nil .. Naught ..
If anyone needs me, I'll be sitting in the corner, trying not to die.

I literally sang each line

The amount of stupidity in those people is too damn high!!

Just.. Just take me now. I'm yours!

WHY CAN'T I FIND THE BUY NOW BUTTON!!!

I bet you nuns are so much dirtier than they make themselves out to be. They probably wear S&M outfits with leather and chains under their black gown thingies. LOL

Put your hands up in the air.

So much yes!! *thumbs up*

That, my friends, is known as a shart - a shit fart

This is where one needs to decide which is more important: 1.) Being a road trip genius OR 2.) Being attached to your lower limbs