I once had a dream that I had the super power to make hedges follow me everywhere. Like, I was walking down the street and no one could see me, because hedges as tall as me would instantly sprout beside me. Then I like, walked up the metal steps to an apartment, and it still followed me, and I had to use this power to get into the evil villain's base so that I could stop him from ending the world by getting packages of ramen noodles wet.

This. Seriously, when I was 10, my depression started to manifest. Guys this was a big mistake. I shouldn't have done it. I should have stayed younger than 10.

That's because we're also the girls who spend no time socializing because we're playing games n-n

Yeah, this happened to me once. Me and my friends were out late walking around the neighborhood because man, we were sixteen, that's something you /do/, and this car started following us around (in hindsight, it was probably a bad idea to wear all black), and we freaked out and climbed in through her window and her mom had to tell the police she really lived there.

We want the British anyway.

I don't understand how any but the third are unexplained photos. Strange events, sure, but there's nothing unexplained about the photographs.

I have a laptop .-. I don't even get out of bed to computer

it didn't break the internet because no kittens.

PFFF. PLEASE. SOME WOMEN AROUND WHERE I LIVE STILL THINK WOMEN PEE OUT OF THE VAGINA.

There was a girl in my history class named Shi-thade... Spelled "Shithead"

People are always saying how 'us in the united states don't have it bad' and I know we don't have it the absolute worst. Obviously, I have the internet and a computer. My dad pays for both - frankly, he's doing pretty well in life - but my mother is a single mother of three and a waitress. I don't have it all that bad now, but when I was younger and my dad didn't quite have the money he has now, there were weeks every winter when we couldn't pay the gas bill and I had to use four quilts and my cat to keep warm because it would reach below zero and we couldn't heat the house. I didn't own a single new item of clothing - it was all from the DI or hand-me-downs from people my mom knew. I never went over to my friend's house, because seeing everything that my friends had made me feel insignificant. We had an old TV that barely worked back then, and my mom was kind of fat and lazy. I didn't invite friends over to my house even once until I was fourteen years old because I didn't want them

How are there so many cats that look exactly like mine. I shit you not, my cat is half siamese half random tom cat and she looks just like this.

I will even keep it on my body if it goes to my boobs.

Uh, in the comics, in Budapest, they had sex and then there was this huge battle (or the other way around? whatever the case, I don't really remember), Hawkeye remembers the sex, the Black Widow remembers the battle.