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Sneak yo vodka 8 comments
mistit · 6 years ago
Really. She could have mixed it with something.
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Damn it, now I'm going to spill my coffee in the chase. 3 comments
mistit · 6 years ago
Well that's probably for the best. If I could find my sanity in the morning, I would likely decide not to actually go to work.
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TOO MUCH AUTISM 6 comments
mistit · 6 years ago
Well shit.
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TOO MUCH AUTISM 6 comments
mistit · 6 years ago
Surely the fad will have died by then?
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Feels... with a twist. 12 comments
mistit · 6 years ago
I am glad that ended well!
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Freaks of Nature 9 comments
mistit · 6 years ago
lol, that's the same one I don't fit
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Freaks of Nature 9 comments
mistit · 6 years ago
5/6 on the carnival freak scale...
My grandfather 7 comments
mistit · 6 years ago
My great grandmother was not a twin, but had a sister that looked so much like her there was a similar situation at her funeral.
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Hide yo kids hide yo wife 3 comments
mistit · 7 years ago
The multi color fan often placed in children's bedrooms would support that theory
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My dad has started making sex jokes around me and it's so awkward 9 comments
mistit · 7 years ago
The "walking in on dad peeing into mom's mouth" card makes for a really uncomfortable round
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My dad has started making sex jokes around me and it's so awkward 9 comments
mistit · 7 years ago
It started it fun, and then the drunk oversharing starts. AHH!
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My dad has started making sex jokes around me and it's so awkward 9 comments
mistit · 7 years ago
Helpful tip: do NOT play cards against humanity with your parents while drinking. It opens all kinds of doors not meant to be opened.
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Yes. Yes please 8 comments
mistit · 7 years ago
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