And did you all know that the C word came from a street in London that during the dark ages was called Gropecunt Lane, so named because prostitutes plied there trade there.

I detect a distinct lack of a sense of humour!

Er who is Jusit Beeber?

Another of those scams from good old Woga Woga land!!!!

Yes I thought about the BT one too, they are a right pain in the arse!

And if these stats are true and we have done that much damage in such a small percentage of our time on earth then there is NOTHING that we can do to get it back. Not even if we turned off all of our power plants, stopped using fossil fuels and lived like we did before we became industrialised. I'm no climate change denier but logically this cannot surely be correct.

Far too tidy for a woman!

Almost got it right but it really needs a tweal to set it off, just like they do on Master Chef.

Over priced, hyped up crap. Give me a gourmet burger any day.

It works, it really works!

This is the "deep time" explanation which successfully explains the very very short period of time that the human race has been on the planet. My concern is that if we have done THAT much damage in such a short period then there is absolutely nothing we can do to repair the climate. We are indeed screwed........if what we are being told is really true.

I'm happy to go with 13.73.....let's call it a star date!