Sense of humour always helps!

Or a Labrador in Sevenoaks, Kent UK!

Oh yesssss....best fun of all!

It's a bit like with UFO sightings. Given that most of us now have the capability of photographing anything at any time (well pretty much), why aren't there loads of really good and recently taken photos of flying saucers??

Great idea but if anyone tried to do this here in the UK, you can bet that the teacher would then get sued for GBH!!

My author is Jackie Collins ...... hur hur hur !!!

Ha, what a tiddler!!!

No I don't. What I think is that someone nearby has projected these thoughts into my mind!

Got em in a few minutes. Good one. More like this please.

Brilliant. I read through carefull scrolling so as not to spoil the end too!

Surely you mean the Fremen ride in single file!!!

This fantastic artwork illustrates very clearly how, since the industrial revolution, we have poured carbon into our atmosphere and systematically used up pretty much all of the planets natural resources in only a few hundred years whereas the planet is millions or probably billions of years old. So even if we stopped using fossil fuels right now and effectively went back to the Stone Age, it's actually too late. Think about it logically. We have done this much damage to the atmosphere in such a short period of time so we have had it. There is no hope. All this tinkering about with carbon reduction and political posturing is going to get us nowhere because it I'm afraid it's simply too late.

Yep, every f**ing time! The other thing I do is to rip the top off a cup-a-soup sachet while standing over the bin and then emptying the entire contents of the sachet into the bin and not into the f**king cup!!!!

This is brilliant. I remember something similar happened when Episode 3 came out and a reporter on BBC Radio 4 was reporting about the Met Police Commissioners latest initiative to "bring balance to the force". Absolutely true!

This would be funny if it wasn't so true. The simple fact is that since the industrial revolution we have poured carbon into our atmosphere and systematically used up pretty much all of the planets natural resources and all this in only a few hundred years whereas the planet is millions or probably billions of years old. So even if we stopped using fossil fuels right now and effectively went back to the Stone Age, it's actually too late. Think about it logically. We have done this much damage to the atmosphere in such a short period of time so we have had it. There is no hope. All this tinkering about with carbon reduction and political posturing is going to get us nowhere because it m afraid it's simply too late. (I actually posted this yesterday in the wrong box.....bloody iPhone!)

Oh you mean she's shaving her legs!!! I thought it was about her shaving her winky-do :)

Same as BT, except that BT is far worse!!

How tasteful.

Spoonerise "last ice cube" and you get "Liced arse cube". Just thought I'd share that with you people"

Obviously a Peter Gabriel fan (only true Genesis fans will get this)!

These are not new. I have had several for a couple of years n