Gotta be white ones too!

This came from Private Eye

I'd have turned around and quietly shut the door behind me, then come back an hour later to see if he's cold!

Jamie Stein??

Happens to me all the time!

OK, so what do you do when you meet a nice looking woman in the gym and just want to shag her????

Whenever I do get distracted by them, I deliberately note the product being promoted and then go out of my way to avoid buying it!

Clearly the human race is totally evil and has no choice other than to be exterminated. That way the planet will thrive without us. Good riddance to the lousy human race.

My brain just exploded!

They have my sympathy. I should know, I'm an estate agent!

Totally agree with this. I cannot see how the human race can be responsible for causing climate change (we haven't been here long enough to do that and if we HAVE, well we are truly f*cked if we are that "powerful"). However, I believe the human race should act responsibly and not pollute the atmosphere....simple logical sense really!

Yes!

Gotta be the first one every time!!!

Too bloody right I would.

Good question. I've always wondered what it means.

It's worth taking up smoking again just to be able to use one of these!

Must be a fake put out by NASA because I can't see any of the alien structures that you find on he YouTube alien conspiracy videos!

An absolute bugger to clean.

Tread on that with bare feet and you'll know it!

'He who dies with the most toys is still dead'. Marillon.