That would save loads of time!

And chocolate

When the solar eclipse happened a friend of mine thought that normal sunglasses would let her see it perfectly.

Da fuck did I just see

Jennifer Anniston still looks stunning

Or maybe it's because it's amazing over there with flying cats and all fictional characters are real.

It's a sign

I do that with food

Yes! But I think about murdering people who I hate then wonder if they can read my mind and they're going to kill me first!

THIS IS MY FIRST DAY!!!

*mockingjay salute thing*

You want my dinner? You have my dinner!!

And the kiss! "Just let me put my mouth in your mouth and linger a little"

My life.

I thought the first one was a waterfall coming out of a cat...

How the hell did he get a C with this crappy planet?!

They probably fell whilst doing the my jeans won't pull up jump thingy hit their temple then died

I would watch that

I don't find this funny.

I've watched five years of tv shows in a couple of days