I'm going to start saying beach children

Why don't people smile anymore?

We need more of him!

I want to do that!

They are very dangerous objects.

How does this work? Scientists on funsubstance please share your knowledge!!

I'm In!

Who would win in a fight?

If I have kids I'm going to make sure they have the joy of playing with Lego and also reading actual books instead of iPad apps.

Isn't that the dinner date thingy?

That grasshopper is FABULOUS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I get why he's called the rock now

When someone I dislike does something in general

I'd buy one

I would never be able to do that

Good photoshop skills

Nailed it

One question: how?

I had no chance at being a hipster anyway :(