I'm in 9 of them. 10 if Sherlock was there!

Being queen isn't a secure job.

ఠ_ఠ

The truth is out!!! :O

SORCERY!!!

You: wanna see a magic trick?
Partner: yeah sure
You: POOF YOU ARE NOW SINGLE!!!!
Partner: ...
You: ...

I don't think he is in the Harry potter fandom...

Creative comment.

I want to do this!

My dream home.

My name is never in a math question it's to weird.

Yeah you really met the queen whilst drunk and she asked you for a selfie. Yeah I believe you. Why wouldn't I?

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

A good comeback for your English teacher.

There is a girl at my school who cuts her arms and thinks its really cool! It's not!

Give me them now!!!!

I wonder what windows 9 will be like!

Stupid hoe!

I would never eat anything as cute as that!

You spin me right round baby right round!

I haven't heard anyone say YOLO in ages!

I want to give maths a hug!
Around the neck.
With a rope.